Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

schmoot

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008

Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.

I schmoogled with your mom last night.

by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011

Schmonfarht

From what seems to be but am unsure of "brothers girlfriend"

My brothers girlfriend is Schmonfarht

by TheBoogyman November 13, 2007

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

Schmookel

A schmookel is a jew that has converted to the Islam religion. This conversion usually is a reaction to the Israel - Palestine conflict.

Uri: Oh man, have you heard about these Israëli troopers shoot at Palestine civilians? I don't wanna be a part of this, I'm going to be a muslim from now on.
Max: Oh dude, you're such a Schmookel.

by Stiffy Mcjuicyballs July 11, 2009

schmoosy

someone/something very cuddley, cosy, derives from German "schmusen" pronounced as "shmoosen", similar to "smootch"

In the mornings he used to be in hist most schmoosy mood.

by SkiYo August 26, 2009