Sausage Javelin

1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.

1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."

by Sausage Javelins April 4, 2010

Sausage in a tacofest

A male person in a large group of females (a tacofest).

"James is really the sausage in a tacofest here"

by LeopardsunOfficial April 12, 2020

Sausage Nips

a white man who has extremley large dark nipples. which resembles sausage slices

Wesley the wanna be athlete has huge Sausage Nips.

by burned by gabi May 22, 2009

sausage fest

a shitty-ass party where there are no ladies. or any group where there is no ladies or they are ricockulous ly outnumbered. this could lead to bookaki

My dorm floor is such a sausage fest. (At least thats what the RA thinks)

6MIDDLE MARYCREST SAUSAGE FEST--the birthplace of hallway tennis

by UD Itallion Stallion October 8, 2002

Sausage Farmer

Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.

Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!

by BMG68 January 28, 2009

Sausage Egg Roll

When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.

When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.

by Kinko's October 1, 2010

sausage fest

homosexual orgy

christ, it's a total sausage fest in here!

by ubey-dube-banubey October 12, 2003