salooning 

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

salooning by jellis.e July 13, 2017

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

samon by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

Salmontes 

Salmontes, the boi who's awesome, and is a great friend to have. His personality is great, and he makes you laugh so much. He has a great taste in football (soccer) teams, and honestly is one of the best streamers on Twitch - you can check out his streams on Twitch.TV, just look up Salmontes1021 and give this boi a follow. He's gonna be partnered soon!

Salmontes, more like salmon boi with a trash football team.

Salmontes by xBungleBee June 30, 2018

salmonella chinstrap 

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

salmonella chinstrap by J-hem May 24, 2019

Salmonilla 

A vanilla flavored salmon.

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?

Salmonilla by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

Salmonella 

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

Salmonella by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020

salmonvr8

A gorilla tag tiktoker who is really good at gtag!

Omg look it’s salmonvr8!!! We are done for

salmonvr8 by Rosemonke April 21, 2022