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Retardadin 

A Retriubution Paladin on World of Warcraft, something that even a retard can do, just by facerolling the keyboard. like this

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That is why they are called Retardadins.
Anyone who says
"Hey look at me I am a pro with my Divinestorm"
or
"I am not Imba I am Pro!"
or
"I love Blizzard!"
or even
"I pwn the noobs who can't play arena. All thanks to my divinestorm"
Are all Retardadins. Watchout for them. They want to faceroll YOU!
Retardadin by Mr_Drix June 24, 2009

retard richard 

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.
Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster
retard richard by Lub2727 November 30, 2013
A person who wastes his\her life on urban dictionary, just like you!
Retard by Josh 5464 January 20, 2017

Stereotype retard 

A Stereotype retard is one who sucks at Stereotyping one's race or religion.
Jason is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that Indians are all Muslims and they are all terrorists.
Kip is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that all black people eat chicken, jump high, and are always chased by police officers.

Functional Retard 

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1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

Reparation 

Wow, you stink, heres a dollar.

Thanks for the reparation.
Reparation by Skillledthis November 1, 2011

Anal Reparations 

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.
Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”