Queef Cheeks

The out reaches of the vibrating labia when a woman passes gas through her vagina.

She tried to hold it until her meeting was over, but she couldn't and the aftershock tickled her queef cheeks

by robbie dobbers February 23, 2010

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

queef nuggett

a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)

Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and that queef nuggett come out all over my stomach.

by tkillah September 14, 2007

queef head

a head that has been queefed on

people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head

by Dr. Lucas August 11, 2008

queef bag

A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".

Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.

by Skyclad_Vikky April 13, 2004

queef-bean

a bean that queefs

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"

by sam56sha56 October 19, 2008

Queef Cloud

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.

Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009