Pitch slap

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010

patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

patch of crazy

Another word for vagina

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!

by G*bby April 10, 2007

Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word

1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!

by EasyD October 10, 2008

Patch bikini

A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.

Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!

by deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

by suck my dick gunnar December 27, 2010