he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.

Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!

by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010

Steering Wheel Puller

When oral sex if performed on a man while driving (a car, truck or preferably a boat but never a motorcycle) past the point of ejaculation causing his entire body to contract, pulling on the steering wheel.

That Lot Lizard at Stuckey's gives a real Steering Wheel Puller.

by Infidelophile June 13, 2014

n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

by brickgerman October 21, 2019

Pumplet

A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.

Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.

by A.J May 14, 2005

Pule

To whimper, as a complaining child; To whine.

1. "Don't be a puler," said the body modification artist as he aimed a piercing gun at my face.
2. "The more you pule, the more i'll make it hurt," said my urologist
3. "Puling is for babies," my girlfriend said as she slapped me.

by Reuben Cohn May 18, 2004

püper

The anus or rectum. See butthole.

Daisy could tell Richard wanted to put it in the püper.

by Reisser May 23, 2003

pulled a northeast

To totally mess up your schedule and potentially mess up your education, social life, and overall high school experience.

Celeste: They didn't give you AP Psych?!
Robbie: Looks like they pulled a Northeast again.

by thatonegirlrightthere August 24, 2011