pseudonami

Tsunami of proportions too small to do damage to anything.

Hawai'i was in the path of a great pseudonami in February of 2010.

by apple2ryan February 27, 2010

Pseudonami

When there's a huge build up of worry, 5AM calls and people taking the day off from work in a coastal city, disrupting traffic, baby showers and meetings... But then nothing happens.

Dang! I didn't flake - I was afraid to come in to the city because of the lame pseudonami!

by Gee Kay March 27, 2011

Pseudocidal

Dramatic exaggerated harmless attempt at suicide, rarely successful, and not meant to actually result in death, but to garner attention.

That crayzee emo patient in room 14 said he wanted to kill himself, his plan was to overdose on 4 tylenol. He's "pseudocidal"

by Nurse Wretched March 14, 2012

Pseudovisor

The person left in charge when the boss is gone. Has no real authority, just added responsibilities. Can be a nice person or a nasty one.

Coworker: Man I love it when Bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. I wish he was our real supervisor.

by claidheamdanns July 23, 2012

Pseudochef

A wannabe chef working as a cook at a chain.

Pseudochef

A cook at Olive Garden, Chili's, Applebee's or any other chain restaurant.

by INCOGNITO2011 May 25, 2012

Pseudosophical

False depth. Fake philosophical. It sounds deep and philosophical but they are just trying to impress people, or they are just trying to confuse people.

Person 1: Dude! Mark says the deepest shit!
Person 2: Nah man, Mark is so pseudosophical, he is just rambling like an idiot, just listen to him.
Mark:The kitten hits the ball, but the ball is the one that is hitting, because in a cosmic sense the ball is controlling the kitten, in a such way that it only appears on this plane of reality it is the kitten in charge, but no man, it is the ball, the ball is the master of this fickle thing we call life, we think we are in control of our selves when we do things, but it is the things we do things to who dictate our actions and sub-conscious.
Person 1: Yeah you're right! Mark is so full of shit.

by Idon'tgotnotype January 21, 2015

pseudostar

A fake cellestial object that really exists but it actually is defined as a pseudo (fake) star so that no one will find out that we have a brown dwarf star in our own solar system out in the Kuiper Belt. It can also be seen in the infared (for the most part) because it is no larger than Jupiter and is quite a ways out. They won't tell you how many light years it is away from Earth because it IS NOT light years away. Check out WISE J0304-2705.

The pseudostar WISE J0304-2705 must have a lot to hide or it would not be hiding its true identity from us!

by Erin StarGazer August 6, 2014