palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.

John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Palinize

A Liberals personal attack on a Conservative, using the character assassination of Sarah Palin in the 2009 Presidential Election, as a template.

“Don't let them Palinize me!" From US Rep. Michele Bachmann's email to supporters.

by Respectful August 14, 2009

Palien

One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.

Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.

by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

Sarah Palin

At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.

Whoever knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter is a lucky guy.

by starky October 24, 2008

Palinomedy

The tragic comedy that is everything Sarah Palin says or does.

Man, today's Facebook status updates were full of Palinomedy, like a running line of jokes that makes me want to both laugh, and cry.

by erratica February 19, 2010

Palin Pie

When your partner is giving you a rim job and you let something slip - They look up at you with those CRAZY-ANGRY eyes and try to yell at you but all that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Becky had to brush her teeth 5 times last night because I accidentally gave her a palin pie...

by Adrenalin J September 10, 2011

the palin

The build-up of gunk consisting of grease and crumbs that forms in that quarter-inch space between your stove and the counter.

I had a productive day. I cleaned the entire kitchen--I even scraped the palin off!

by homerjIII November 20, 2010