dirty potatos 

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

dirty potatos by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

horny potato 

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

horny potato by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

Potatan 

Human who will not do harm to potatoes by eating, slaughtering or any other physical abuse.

I thought Peter was a Vegan but now i understand he is Potatan, because he had bad experiences by the loss of his potato-friend. And he didn't like carbs anyway.

Potatan by yourenotmytype February 7, 2015

mashed potato ass 

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

Faggot Potatoes by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011

billy large potato's 

to give out more than you have.

"he was giving it billy large potato's

billy large potato's by bongo1 April 26, 2006

Twice Baked Potato 

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

Twice Baked Potato by NYkid420 February 20, 2010