envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno

Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"

by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014

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Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

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Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.

Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!

by Byarbro September 27, 2011

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porn and eggs

To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.

After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.

by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009

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Porn mode

Basically Google Chrome Incognito.

Parents: "You haven't whacked off for a week! We're proud of you."
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode

by heroic69 May 11, 2013

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