zero-trick pony

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 15, 2009

Grab 'em by the Pony

The way Dutch people quote Trump's "Grab her by the poosi" without disturbing their children and staying politically correct.

Greg: I think female independence is a major step for equalit---
PaulAnde: Just grab 'em by the pony

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

Ride a go pony

a girl that lets a man mount and ride her

Grandma I hate my girlfriend, she's such a ride a go pony.

I knew she was a whore

by mink2010 October 1, 2009

my little pony

magic pony's

my little pony my little pony

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Dog and pony show

An elaborate presentation that lacks any imagination or originality, and is intended to impress an audience of rubes or halfwits

I am not going to meet with that sales rep. I've already seen his little dog and pony show.

by LouSara August 3, 2012

Pony Pull

The act of pulling on a girls hair with both hands while having sex from the rear and screaming hee yaww and shaking your hands up and down . This often results in a very unnatural wave of the females hair that can be spotted by everyone post intercourse.

JOHN: Damn, why does her hair getting so messy.

DOE: That is because she is getting a quick "Pony Pull" in the back.

JOHN: What a wh*re.............. Id still hit it.

by Donatello2 December 3, 2010