Rusty Pipe 

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.

Rusty Pipe by Heath February 1, 2006

Tally Pipe 

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper

Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...

Tally Pipe by MVC March 19, 2003

side pipes 

When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.

Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!

side pipes by rjvir2 November 29, 2004

chuff pipe 

The anal passage. The arse.

To take it up the chuff pipe.

chuff pipe by Chunder September 14, 2006

Ass-pipe 

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

Ass-pipe by Irish619 December 3, 2010

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion 

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion by spam javelin June 11, 2003

trans-alaskan pipeline 

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

trans-alaskan pipeline by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006