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phalloween

concurrently celebrated with the traditional HALLoween, Phalloween is dressing your penis in a scary costume, going door to door and saying to the resident "dick or meat!"

possible dick costumes: constable, elephant trunk, PHALLUS cooper, prince charles, rosie odonnel. And for our dark skinned friends: al sharpton (phall sharpton),
what are you being for phalloween?

ehh, i was thinking of shaving my balls and being patrick stewart.
by k-nig November 19, 2007
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phatitood

1. When something is so phat, it cannot be described as phatness, phattilization, or phaticide. It has reached the level of phatitoodium.
I got this new sports car and it comes with a personal whore! PHATITOOD!
by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
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Phat Phace

A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."
by I_Gave_My_Love_a_Chicken December 9, 2008
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phanphic

A work of fanfiction based on The Phantom of the Opera. Can be based on the books, musicals, or films.
Comes from phans' tendency to replace the letter 'f' with the letters 'ph'.
See also, phic, phan
That phanphic was very well-written.
by R.Daae May 12, 2007
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Phappajarno

A Curse instead of using an actual swear word. In some cases can be replaced with just 'Phapp'
Origin: A House in La Clusaz, France
Phappajarno
For Phapps sake
by Ben Mitchell February 5, 2008
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phatootle

Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.
Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?
by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008
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phacne

A combination of "face" and "acne". When you hold a cell phone to your face, the screen gets greasy. When you a on the cell phone for long amounts of time, the grease is taken off, then re-applied to your face again and again. Therefore, there is an overly greasy square spot on your face, very prone to acne.
I talked to Jeff for so long last night, I'm getting major phacne!
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