Pelkercise

A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.

Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

Pucker Winston

The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.

While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2011

Puckerfuck

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing

Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"

by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017

pucker pit

A pucker pit is caused by someone being screwed too many times to the point to where their pucker turns into a pit.

"She finally let me put it in her pucker pit last night!

by Choach Poacher October 17, 2018

Packermaniacal

A hard core Green Bay Packers fan. A fan that is so psychologically obsessed with that team that they wear a big green and gold “G” on their sweatshirt wherever they go and at any time of the year. A fan that wears a Green Bay Packers Jersey to any and all sporting events including fishing. A Packers fan that can’t accept a loss or that the team might suck, so there is always an excuse for a loss, like time ran out or a bad referee call was made.

Look at that packermaniacal over there with the “Rodgers Jersey.” He thinks Lombardi’s still their coach. I went to the Mall of America today and saw 14 packermaniacals with their stupid big “G” sweatshirts, and it’s baseball season.

by Jamie Immanuel November 24, 2019

Pucker lines

The lines leading to or away from a puckered anus. Similar to the lines in a balloon knot.

Her pucker lines are similar to her fingerprint as they are specific to her anus and hers alone.

by Silver tongued liar July 2, 2021

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008