by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011
Get the retired pastemug. It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
Get the internal pastemug. "Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
by e_RoC May 25, 2018
Get the waist pastemug. On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
Get the National Your Past Self Daymug. Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Ghosts of baby batters pastmug. When someone said/did something and they need to say/do it again because the first time wasn't giving
Teacher: "The bell does not dismiss you, I do."
Student: "Man, you better copy, paste, and resubmit that cuz you thought you ate!"
Student: "Man, you better copy, paste, and resubmit that cuz you thought you ate!"
by Cammy227 February 2, 2022
Get the Copy, Paste, and Resubmitmug. A fuck boy who has a whole script ready for anything you say so if your friends talk to him it's almost the same thing as if they copied and pasted the whole conversation
Thot 1:He called me a "rose"
Thot 2: Oh he said the same shit to me, he's a copy and paste fuckboy...
Thot 2: Oh he said the same shit to me, he's a copy and paste fuckboy...
by Flawlessb May 29, 2016
Get the copy and paste fuckboymug.