Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

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Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

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The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

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cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

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Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.

Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.

by KGBnick March 28, 2021

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