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Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck
by M/L/E March 6, 2011
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padovan

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.
Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"
by microsdcard January 10, 2012
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Padina

1. Mint, An aromatic plant native to temperate regions of the Older World, several which are used as culinary herbs. Persian

2. A kind of brown-colored seaweed which can be found in rocks and have a jelly form. Sience

3. A name Persian
example 1. "Hey, don't forget to pick up some Padina from the supermarket.

example 2. The teacher thoughtfully explained the location of the Padina.

example 3. "Padina, clean your room"
by uhmjustme October 22, 2015
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Padmé

The fucking hottest person in the entire universe
An actual angel
Badass
The reason most women are lesbian/bi
Friend: Hey, who do you simp for the most?
You: Padmé, she's really hot
by starwars10101 June 20, 2022
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Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.
Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.
by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009
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fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
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cock sucker pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.
by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008
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