Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Bashing open a conker

Smashing a black girl in the ass

Ay yo, I was bashing open a conker earlier

by BigBoyChungus777 September 18, 2020

open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023

Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

by Sassbun November 23, 2017