onionbag

The yambag, for Crissakes. What did you think?

My onionbag smells musty--then again, it's 80 degrees. Ballsweat--what a bastard.

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008

onion bumper

when i look at her ass it makes me wanna cry

by fresh September 13, 2003

Onionate the Cat

The smoking of Marijuana, also known as "Reefer Cigarettes"

Man I needa Onionate the cat, i'm all stressed out from my main bitch givin me sass

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger

A special burger that comes with an onion ring and rosemary

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

onic

baddest bitch out there. the life of a party. super tall and the funniest person ever. major dump but won’t come to terms with it. best tiktoker. her full name is monica michell solorio valdez. and she’s a god at everything.

omg imagine being friends with an onic

by bad bitch 534 June 5, 2020

ONION

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I am best friends with that onion

by pseudo_onion September 15, 2020