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Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
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Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
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slap the wood

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!
by Brzaukee March 21, 2015
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Burnin’ Wood

When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)
“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell
by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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Wood burner

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
by Wood burn February 27, 2018
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