jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 18, 2010
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber April 28, 2016
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Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 31, 2023
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Jock Trip

a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.

Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.

-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.

Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented
Ayyy, my boys rockin' his jock trip today
by swaggeright December 07, 2010
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cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
by S3men3ata October 26, 2017
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Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 02, 2013
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Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.
Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.
by Pingpong Jock October 07, 2020
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