Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

Rear Wheel Driver

Someone who only goes for anal.

He didn't want to get inside me unless I let him in through the backdoor, fucking rear wheel driver.

by Shin-Nippori January 25, 2019

Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

drivers mirror gummy

A gummy bear on the driver’s side view mirror is a signal to other gays that the driver of the vehicle is ready and willing to do butt stuff.

You see that drivers mirror gummy on Downtrodden’s ride. That means he’s open to having butt stuff done to him!

by Glock&Awe May 19, 2021

oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.

Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.

by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016