jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money

Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

jewish worm

A small circumsized dick

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm

by Dank jew May 4, 2019

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.

Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy

by Callivan January 18, 2023

jewish ace

A colloquial term referring to the practice of going an entire day without spending any money. originating from Oak park Michigan

“The doctor said his girlfriend paid for everything all day for his birthday. Damn, that’s a Jewish ace!”

by et55 October 22, 2025