Murphy's Law of Intersections

"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."

I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.

Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.

by Anharris May 23, 2017

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta

Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

aiden murphy

a brick

aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong

by brick boi October 24, 2017

Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.

Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.

by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020