Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s the time where we all have fun and suck some tittys

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

Alan Appreciation Month

The month of Alan

Oh my god is Alan we must praise because of Alan Appreciation Month

by woohoo223 September 23, 2020

Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

slap ass month (girls)

by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020

suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃

Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.

by postingtruemeanings September 3, 2021

That time of month

Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.

"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"

"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"

by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022