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Money shot 

During sex when you are doing a girl in the rectum you take your penis out and spit on her back then whens he turns around ejaculate in her face
Man: Oh shit im going to cum on your back

Girl: *MOAN*

Man: (Spits on back)

Girl: Oh ya that was good im going to shower (turns around)

Man: (Cums in her face)

Girl: OH MY GOD YOU DICK!

Man: MONEY SHOT BITCH
Money shot by kfitz June 23, 2007
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money shot 

Ejaculation for the sake of visual appeal, rather than physical appeal, usually onto one's sexual partner, and especially as part of videotaped sex. The implication is that such a visually appealing shot will generate monetary profit for the video in question that it wouldn't have otherwise had without it.
"Here comes the money shot. Get ready."

Money Boogie 

N. The dance that you do in your computer chair when you realize that you are getting back an awesome tax return.
After I prepared my taxes and made sure I listed all my deductions, I realized I was getting back about $2500 extra compared to last year and I did the money boogie.

My co-worker asked me if she was doing her taxes right and after everything was verified, instead of having to pay $900, she ended up getting back $1600, so the money boogie.
Money Boogie by Shevden January 21, 2010

Money Close 

Similar to the money shot, except used in a gang bang.
"Ah man, she is covered from head to toe!"
"That's cause they used the money close on her."
Money Close by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013

money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)
It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe
money poop by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

money mitter 

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
money mitter by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013

money bucket 

The bucket you put your money in. Kept in pockets of pants.
Cash or Credit? I don't mind. I've got it all here in my money bucket.
money bucket by MrNjiocron September 7, 2015