by squidwardsenemy October 29, 2023

mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.
by bumblingsumbees April 24, 2022

by owaphikku-kun April 9, 2022

by jarayx September 4, 2021

when your mom smell good mannnnnn
by tartastan February 9, 2021

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.
Example 1:
Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."
Example 2: White people
Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."
Example 2: White people
Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
by EGG_125_ May 23, 2022
