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mommy joyce

mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.
person: eyo mommy, my delicious juce

mommy joyce: hey chawtyy
by bumblingsumbees April 24, 2022
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Mommy Shoms

a version of shoms that is absolute mommy material. everytime u see her ur pants turn white
omg its mommy shoms,why is my pp sticky all of a sudden?
by owaphikku-kun April 9, 2022
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Mommy Milkers

Marlin: rae rae, show me your mommy milkers
by jarayx September 4, 2021
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mommy you smell good

when your mom smell good mannnnnn
HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD

THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS
by tartastan February 9, 2021
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Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.
Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
by EGG_125_ May 23, 2022
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