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Mantastic

Man+Fantastic=Mantastic
adj. Awesome manly ____
I dont have a mantastic hugger guy for myself
by Me February 10, 2003
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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
by lionhead June 14, 2007
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Mantank

An ugly female who is built like a man
"wo check out that chatpank mantank over there!"
"Shes a proper mantank"
by Ric December 2, 2003
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mental runt

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.

Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump
President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.
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Mental

Mental is a common word of the species called chav.

In chavvish, mental means something is good and if they say something is mental they probably like it.
Chav: Iz guna share ma fag wid ya n that.

2nd Chav: Mental! Huz up n giz me it n dat.
by Chav Punisher May 18, 2005
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