The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
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In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"
Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
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