MBA math

A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.

Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.

by nsclkjfiosdu2348392 May 9, 2022

Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO

by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023

Math Joke

A joke made about math, usually said by someone who is under the influence or high.

He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"

by high scholar January 4, 2022

Casino Math

It is the math used for winnings in casinos that does not take into account of how much was spent to win it..

Person #1 "I won $100 last night" Person #2 "yea, but you spent $300 to win it, that is casino math"

by Spuds McKensy April 1, 2011

further math

The 'easy' VCE maths subject. Used to be for dumb people who cannot handle calculus, but now it is full of overachieving spesh kids trying to get 50.

person1: "I need to get 99.95 atar for med what subjects should I do? "

person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"

by a_fabulous_sandwich August 29, 2020

Graphing For Math

A Book that held a reign of terror over a certain school…

“did you hear about Graphing for math?” “
Dont remind me of that age.”

by Messiur September 18, 2022

Math-bait

When a Maths question tries to trick you/when you think you finished your maths work but there is more to do

*John* Ok let's do this maths question. *sees the question and gets confused* huh whats this ahh its trying to math-bait me.
*Student* Finally I'm done! Miss I'm finished! *Teacher comes and checks his work* sees that he has one left* *Teacher* Actually you have not. *Shows him the extra sheet* *Student screams*

by toomanyragers June 26, 2021