Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 26, 2011

muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

scum magnet

A person who attracts undesirable people of the opposite sex. Unlucky in love.

A "scum magnet" might be pursued by a romance scammer.

by sadderbutwiser November 26, 2013

Pussy Magnet

Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.

That sports car driven by those two Persian assholes is a pussy magnet.

by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015

Shark magnet

Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.

Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.

by Annabond September 19, 2015

handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster March 20, 2016

knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy

"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."

by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016