It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

lee hsien loong

a leader who only cares about making money by putting more road gantries when fuel prices is already at its peak and claims this is "helping" the people. Can be used to describe a brat son who lived in such rich environment thanks to his father that he is 200% ignorant to the suffering and hardship of even the middle-class.

that is one hell of a lee hsien loong. The oil price is US$150 a barrel and he is now increasing road taxes.

by lovableidiot October 18, 2008

Loot Goblin

Someone in a video game, typically a battle royal, that takes every bit of loot they find regardless if they actually need it or can even use it much to the annoyance of their team. Often prone to looting dead enemies before reviving teammates and taking the best stuff for themselves even if they did fuck all to help.

"I swear to God Rolland,if you don't stop being a Loot Goblin I'm going to drive down to Florida and strangle you myself!"

by rollz3 February 28, 2019

loomba

One who excels in excellence and friendlies.

I can't believe how awesome you are you loomba.

by Jason Vanden Heuvel April 20, 2008

loosey liu

Not to be confused with the actress Lucy Liu. Loosey Liu is a slang term used to describe a very loose Asian pornstar.

Dude that Asian chick's got 3 dicks in her pussy at the same time, thats one crazy Loosey Liu!

by assman21 October 18, 2008

lookin' like yesterday

looking sloppy, unbathed, or lookin as you did yesterday

That girl is lookin' like yesterday.

by totalpackage_08 December 23, 2008

...look at me now!

at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.

cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!

by takemeaway_09 June 19, 2011