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Lizard

You're a llizard
by Stephen \ May 27, 2015
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
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Lizards

notice how the Washington Wizards never win a basketball game that's why the term Lizards came up
DId you see the shitty Lizards game? Westbrook bricked it once again , omg the Lizards are ass
by axtrosity April 9, 2021
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Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.
All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.
by MrCast July 23, 2021
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LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.
HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?
by anonymous March 20, 2023
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Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
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