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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.
I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.
by War&Ruin August 31, 2018
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The Lasenium

A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.
“I feel bored, let’s open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.”
by Handof October 16, 2018
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Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
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Sean lauber

Sean lauber a famous rapper
Sean lauber a beast
by Lucasocarter07 October 21, 2019
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Andrew Lasserre

Andrew Lasserre is an FBMS celebrity. Coming in from St. Michaels in 6th grade, Andrew L. has quickly gained popularity in and out of the schoolyard. He has many best friends but Morgan and Samira Dean are his favorites. He is very generous and loves to get Morgan food at lunch.
Andrew Lasserre you're so famous-Samira
Andrew Lasserre get me pizza-Morgan
by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020
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A Lasse

A Lasse is a person born on the border between Millenial and Zoomer years, but with the mindset and bodylanguage of a Boomer. These people drink a lot of Monster Energy drinks and tend to complain a lot about their own generation excluding themselves from it.
Person: All these kids with their tick tocks and their fortnights, it's like they have become a entirely new species!
Friend: Youre being such a Lasse right now.
by Tord.Bykov April 27, 2020
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