A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
"Kelli is so damn tall, no guy wants a girl that towers over him"
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
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