Jordon 

She is independant, but caring, and loving, sarcastic, but knows when to be sensitive. Extremely protective over her friends and family, tends to be pig headed. musically inclined, and is strong willed. she sticks to her guns, no matter what.

-Did you hear what Jordon did at the game?
-Yeah, she let those 2 guys have it for their language and I was scared she was gonna get the crap beat outta her.
-Yeah, but she wasn't afraid of them!

Jordon by Jordache57 February 4, 2010

Jordan's Baby 

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.

"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".

Jordan's Baby by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006

Jordan (guy) 

A awesome guy who know how to get girls and have good sex.

Oml I wish Jordan (guy) was here so we could smash, I'm horny!!

Jordan (guy) by Jaidenisfire July 21, 2017

Jim Jordan 

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.

Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard

Jim Jordan by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

michael jordan's 

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches

i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack

michael jordan's by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003

East Jordan 

A place in Michigan where all of the true thugs live.

Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: To ghetto ass East Jordan bitch.

East Jordan by Mymoneycountmoney July 1, 2011

Air Jordans 

An over priced pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.

The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.

Brian: Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.

Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.

Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.

Air Jordans by Chester B. Arthur May 31, 2009