Massive fanny magnet, can pull any bird he wants, had a massive knob, and can make any girl cum in 5 mins that is a fact
by The massive G November 22, 2021
by Saltyguru February 11, 2019
lucy jones is that one girl that everyone wants to be because she is so cool and has the fattest, juiciest most voluptuous ass ever. she’s so pretty and funny and kind and smart and cool. if you know someone called lucy jones and don’t like her you’re just jealous of how nice she is and how everyone loves her.
look it’s lucy jones she’s so cool i wish i was her, she inspires me to get up in the morning, she’s such an amazing person.
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by Obama-Pyramid December 14, 2019
likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018