Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
Get the Ciaran Jonesmug. 
Get the Mariah Jonesmug. Person 1: Have you heard of Flax Jones?
Person 2: Of course I have! He's the most badass motherfucker in the west!!!
Person 2: Of course I have! He's the most badass motherfucker in the west!!!
by GodKingMorris October 20, 2020
Get the Flax Jonesmug. lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!
guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;
by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017
Get the lexi jonesmug. Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
Get the Cracked Jonesmug. I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.
by London topaz April 21, 2018
Get the candy jonesmug. Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.
Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.
by OhNo S. November 10, 2022
Get the Chuck Jonesmug.