The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011
Get the Lizard Jesusmug. by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
Get the jesus turdmug. Heels to Jesus
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 20, 2015
Get the heels to jesusmug. When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
by Habu May 2, 2008
Get the Jesus Poopmug. Hand me that jesus clip.
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
<sound of clip flying to the other end of the garage>
Jesus! Where did it go?
by buggum July 6, 2006
Get the jesus clipmug. Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.
by David RRRRRRR February 28, 2009
Get the jesus jugsmug. by roix da 5-9 July 18, 2007
Get the liquid jesusmug.