jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.

Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!

by purplemurple September 20, 2013

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011

Jersey-Gayian

When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.

Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks

by Jersey-Gayian October 22, 2019

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Circle Jersey

Before the circle jerk begins, all participants pull their shirts over their head so they can’t see whose jerkin who…

Hey guys do you wanna have a quick circle jersey? Shirts up buds!!!

by Shiznitzky October 27, 2021