Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017

Jerkapottamus

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

Jerk off tent

A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.

Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.

I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.

by Arab Beezy June 4, 2017

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 23, 2019