Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 13, 2024
When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
by Liberal Joe August 20, 2019
The act of putting one's own finger into their own rectal cavity and rubbing whatever comes out under one's own nose
by Julio Juarez February 18, 2023
A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.
Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!
That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023
by Haqqam? March 14, 2022
A weird little troll man who drinks too much Dr.pepper and has B.O. who can't get fired because he is a mental defective and it will make the company look bad
Guy1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeff H?
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H
by Errordelete86 March 21, 2022
A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
by Whiterabbit1984 July 02, 2023