thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Cheers Jeff

To State a fact which is fairly obvious to everyone.

Or something nobody really cares about or wants to know.

Bill: Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer!

Stuart: “Cheers Jeff!”

by JeffHasAlredyBeenTaken May 22, 2018

Uncle Jeff

A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.

"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"

by hemp112 November 2, 2021

Pull a Jeff

1.) To be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) Lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) To cry over a female that doesn't really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) To be a bitch.

Tim: Dude are you crying...
Jim: Yeah man, Christy just dumped me.
Tim: Wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
Jim: Yah, but I loved her.
Tim: Wow, way to pull a Jeff... pussy.

by voodootaco November 24, 2010

Matt and Jeff Hardy

(Known as The Hardys, Hardy Boyz, or Team Xtreme) are a professional wrestling tag team, consisting of real-life brothers Matt and Jeff Hardy. They are both currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), and are part of the Immortal stable. They are best known for their time in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), later renamed World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). In 2000, they were involved in feuds with Edge and Christian and the Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) in many ladder matches and TLC matches.

Twist of Fate / Twist of Hate (TNA) by Matt followed by a Swanton Bomb by Jeff

Matt and Jeff Hardy.. The hardy boyz kick ass!

by matt and jeff hardy November 13, 2011

Jeff the kiler

A scary as fnck guy who wants to fnck with jenn the killer and kills everybody for din-din

Jeff the kiler why ar u fncking with Jenn!?!

by No scooping turkey! May 14, 2015

Jeffin

When a man pee's sitting down while straddling the toilet.

I caught my friend jeffin last night, how awkward...

by Matron Malice July 2, 2011