I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

Jack Bauer Day

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.

David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!

by thediddler April 4, 2009

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005

Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.

No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

night jackal

One who lurks around in chat rooms who is actually a teenager, but by bad luck chose a name that makes him/her seem like a pedophile to the rest of the room and ends up getting kicked out.

Night jackal has entered the room!
Night jackal: Hey guys!
Night jackal has been booted from the room.

by greenday2011 November 15, 2009

jackable

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

by Hortinstein June 4, 2003