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johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,
omg john is so cool he plays baseball
john by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022
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a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku
Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"
john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
john by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard
john by john is a cunt February 1, 2022
John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.
John by God has a huge cock February 3, 2022
Most boring, fucking basic ass name
Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*
John by Zxulh February 6, 2022