Shaft-airing

When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.

Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

air bird

When you totally miss absolutely everything (be it a pig or a building) in a level while playing Angry Birds. This usually happens to novices and involves launching the bird way over everything in the level.

*Joe plays Angry Birds for the first time and epically fails.
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"

by HRobiso September 4, 2011

air baggin

when someone, especially a girl has no intent of making advancement in a friendship or relationship

" dis girl air baggin dred i ask her to meet to the movies and she never showed up ! !

by Ava-Nicole August 13, 2008

Shit The Air

When someones fart is so strong you literally believe there has to be shit particles in the air

Her fart was so potent, she must have Shit the Air.

by TheSwampPiper September 7, 2020

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

air jenkins

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.

Tommy is such an air jenkins. He sucks.

by memesweeper May 31, 2017