When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010
A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
by Leduckyboi January 25, 2021
by You're Trash February 18, 2017
by bumbleclot May 19, 2009
A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.
by vgv October 19, 2009
1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved
2. The hand that you use to masturbate
2. The hand that you use to masturbate
by ray of light February 18, 2011
Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
by ZenB22 November 02, 2018