Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

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Hummingbuzzed

Hummingbuzzed:
The effect felt when refilling a sugar water feeder and you are visited by an impatient customer.
Not to be confused with Humming Buzzed which refers to sounds made by jam bands and/or their fans who are too stoned to remember the lyrics.

I didn't exactly see that ruby-throat, but he Hummingbuzzed the hell outa me while I was refilling his feeder.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

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Hummingbuzzed

Hummingbuzzed:
The effect felt when refilling a sugar water feeder and you are visited by an impatient customer. Not to be confused with "humming buzzed" which refers to jam bands and/or their fans making sounds in place of song lyrics while stoned.

I didn't see that ruby-throat when I was trying to give more sugar, but I was certainly Hummingbuzzed.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

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Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

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hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!

I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face

by MrHummus February 12, 2025

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