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controller hog 

A person who plays a game system (Wii, XBox, Play Station, etc.) all day and won't let anyone else play. Therefore they are hogging the controller. Like a ball hog hogs a ball.
My brother's been playing Modern Warfare 2 ALL day. What a controller hog.
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Gauss 'Hog 

A variation of the old reliable Warthog in the Halo games. Shoots a single round using a Gauss rifle. Accurate, and it obliterates infantry and vehicles. Probably the most powerful vehicle besides the Scorpion.
Player 1: Dude we are so screwed there are too many Elites!
Player 2: Relax. We have a Gauss 'Hog.
(commence destruction of alien bastards)
Gauss 'Hog by False Advertising February 18, 2011

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!
Blue Ribbon Hog by birdman2346 January 21, 2019

bandwidth hog 

ammend to previous


bitch on a LAN who DL's every fucking thing on the net and has multiple programs runing
room mate or family member dling things at all hours of the day
bandwidth hog by Matt December 20, 2003

Sweat Hog 

An ugly female, who is sweaty, hairy, looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter and has a moustache. The only chance she has of getting sex is when the guys are too drunk to notice (10 pints+) or if she begs to appear free in a porno as the one who has to lick the cock as it is going in and out of the cunt.
"How could you tackle an inner-city sweat hog like that? She's disgusting."
Sweat Hog by Intl Man of Mystery October 29, 2003
A voluptuous man or woman who's thirst for cum is never quenched. A cum hog will go to any length to get creamy thick man gravy all over their face and mouth.
"Dude check out that cum hog"
"Aww dude she's collecting jizz from homeless men and putting it into a milk jug"
"FUCK!!! that fuckin cum hog is chuggin on that gallon of baby batter"
"No fuckin way...the bitch is regurgitating it back into the jug"
"What a fuckin nasty, slimy flesh cave"
cum hog by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 29, 2007